вот нашел - я думаю это даже веселее...
"The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European nation
rather than German
that was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty\'s Government
conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a 5-year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k".
This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when
the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f".
This will make words
like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent
"e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu
understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. If zis
mad yu smil, ples pas it
on to oza pepl."
BBCi at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/
